Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

(via son-of-an-assbutt)


i didnt know they wrote a book about nash grier


(via save-me-cas)


Hey you, your smile looks great on you, you should wear it more often

(via omniacorrupta)


Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

(via weirdwonderfulwinchesterways)

I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you. — (via loverichardperry)

(via omniacorrupta)


real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via elevenandfishfingers)


To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope


To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(via hellasummer)


one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

(via hellasummer)


If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

(via hellasummer)



just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

(via omniacorrupta)


please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

(via pizza)


what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

(via casterlylock)

Watching Hunger Games

  • Book Katniss: This was my dad's jacket
  • Movie Katniss: My dad was a woman's size 4